i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I'm having to shit out rocks
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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