wat bout pragnant strippers??
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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