I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
im holly from the hills drunk
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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