why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
