Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
