Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I am naked and annoyed.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Randomize
