ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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