Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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