I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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