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just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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