we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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