so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Randomize