The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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