When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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