FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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