I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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