using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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