she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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