is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
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