Where is the hickey?
Apparently you make a good broom.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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