were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize
