why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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