I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
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