I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Randomize
