dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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