some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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