My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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