Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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