I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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