doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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