this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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