I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
