The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
