We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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