he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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