Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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