We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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