So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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