So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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