So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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