he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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