no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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