you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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