I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Randomize
