school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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