its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Randomize
