I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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