If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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