that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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