what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
The beer is more important than you right now.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Randomize
