I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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