ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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