He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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