The maid of honor just puked.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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