On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
Randomize
