Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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