craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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